A three-year-old was helping his mother unpack their nativity set. He announced each piece as he unwrapped it from the tissue paper. “Here’s the donkey!” “Here’s a king!” When he got to the infant molded in a manger he proclaimed, “Here’s baby Jesus in his car seat!”
Reader’s Digest, Dec. 1991, p. 66. McHenry’s Quips, Quotes and Other Notes, HeavenWord Stories for Teachers and Preachers, CD-ROM, HeavenWord, Inc., Raleigh NC, 1999.